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bestmatedonnanoble:

bbc03indisguise:

ailatansmindpalace:

athenasaurus:

is that ewan macgregor and chris o’dowd with lightsabers?!

Oh dear Lord, I want to hear this so I can electrocute myself while licking the screen.

It’s as amazing as you might expect.

Far more amusing than my paper. 

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When your parents bought you a happy meal and you got the toy you wanted

totally-relatable:

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hello world of tumblr

I haven’t been online in so long (at least not on tumblr).  I feel like I’ve been neglecting hilarious posts like a couple that I just saw.  I miss the tumblr world. I am returning now. <3 Hawley

Mama

Mama im so tired of seeing you cry
Seeing you just shut those eyes
Why do you let it go on?
Why do you let it go on?

Yay Rhymes

I really hope you never disappoint me
Or just become a disappointment like others before
I really think this mismatch could actually be
Something to pursue some more

 <3

Don’t You Dare

Don’t tell me you see the next fight coming up

And you’re going to go be the hero

And that I should check the papers for your name

I loved you, you were my friend

It’s not your time to say goodbye yet

Take it back

You’re supposed to have longer than this

And I swear I’ll die

Before I read those papers looking for your name

Because I know you’ll come back